Another installment of Is this a good recipe? featuring David’s Tea’s “Green tea infused coconut moisturizer”

I receive a newsletter every once in a while from a company called David’s Tea, and I thought we could analyze the recipe they’re calling a green tea infused coconut moisturizer* for some fun! The recipe, which they state has a shelf life of two weeks, is as follows… 2 Perfect Spoonfuls of Japanese Sencha tea…