Let’s play a game! How many words did AI make up for this “recipe”?

I hate AI. I hate the terrible writing; I hate the inability to put proper words into images; I hate AI music. I hate that using a emdash— now makes everyone think you’re AI instead of a good writer.

You will never ever ever find AI on this site – except maybe for the background of photos of Sasja my groomer sends me. I have real people writing, editing, and drawing real things here.

To that end, let’s take a look at an AI generated recipe for goat’s milk. Setting aside the volume measurements, how many errors can you spot?


I do like measuring essential oils in “dreps” and the substitution of the letter “f” for “t” throughout. “Nuxture” is a good one too.

I cannot stress enough that you shouldn’t even consider making this abomination, but if you do, please report back and let me know what you think!