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Raymond Nichols I laughed, I cried, I actually jumped up and down a little in the middle of the ceremony. Yesterday, I married the most wonderful man in the world…and I have to be the happiest woman alive! (I must be married – I woke up this morning and started doing laundry!) It was a perfect day,...
A man who can keep me safe from giant snakes? I think he’s perfect!It’s my wedding day! (And yes, this was pre-written because I have far too many things to do today!) I’m marrying my wonderful partner of 15 years, Raymond. He is a kind, considerate, gorgeous, intelligent, wonderful man and I am so fortunate...
Raymond and me at Snake River, Idaho. It was a great day on our 2K2 road trip through America to Disneyland, and we stumbled upon this giant canyon we didn’t expect. It’s not the best picture of the two of us, but I think it’s my favourite. We’ve both lost weight, and my hair was...
Cyclomethicone – how I love thee, volatile, oil soluble liquid-y silicone that makes my skin feel soft and smooth and makes my hair behave. With all your cyclically goodness, I love to add you to hair care, body care, and personal care products! (I’m getting married in 2 days…I think I’m entitled to be a...
I know it’s Wednesday and I’m supposed to be posting a mineral make-up tutorial, but I simply don’t have time with the wedding preparations and work. Meanwhile, enjoy this post on dimethicone! So now you know how awesome dimethicone can be in hair care and anhydrous products, let’s include it in a lotion! You can...