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SwiftCraftyMonkey Do you avoid super happy fun creation time because you can’t stand the sight of that sink filled with greasy containers and pots? Are you sick of dishwashing liquids or cleansers that promise to cut through an oily mess but disappoint you ever time? Are you looking for a green-friendly, ecologically pleasing ingredient that can...
As I mentioned in the first gel post, carbomers and surfactants don’t tend to play well together. But we’re going to force them to be the bestest of friends by choosing our surfactants wisely and putting the ingredients together in the proper order. I made up this formula – the Gardener’s Hand Scrub – for...
I do love the shampoo bar for my very long, very tangly hair. I’m not sure exactly what it is that appeals to me so much, but I really love the idea of not messing with bottles and caps in the shower when I’m travelling. So what exactly is a shampoo bar? It’s a bar...
I touched on allantoin a little in the occlusion post…click here to find out about more occlusives! Allantoin, also called 5-ureidohydantoin or glyoxyldiureide, is a fantastic skin protectant that softens skin (it’s a keratolytic, meaning it causes the keratin to soften), causes rapid cell regeneration and proliferation, and is approved by the FDA to temporarily...
If you’d like to know more about humectants, check out the humectants section of the blog where I go into far more detail than you see in this one post! Everybody doesn’t like something, but everyone likes humectants – if they know what they are! Check out this lovely urea molecule – carbon (grey), nitrogen...