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Apparently the exciting sinus infection from which I’ve been suffering since mid-August has set me into migraine mode, which is making me feel horrible and grumpy. (My last migraine was 1996 and before then I’d only had maybe 4 or 5, so it’s a whole new fun experience remembering why they were so awful!) So...
My blog recommendation for a good laugh today is Regretsy, a blog detailing some of the hideous crafts available on Etsy (Warning: Contains some very not safe for work or people under 18 kind of things…enter at your own risk!) Regardless of what you think about this site – some people think it’s mean to...
There are a number of ways to fill your bottles, but I recommend you wait until your lotion is cooled or mostly cooled so you don’t get icky condensation on the cap. Here are my usual ways of filling bottles…1. Funnel. For something like the light lotion, a funnel should do nicely. For something thicker,...
Is there a difference between a lotion and a cream? Yes.A cream is defined as an emulsion in a semi solid form that doesn’t flow well. It has a heavier consistency than lotion, so the key differences are viscosity and flow. A cream is generally found in a jar because it’s not easy to pump...
Let’s say you find a recipe online that you like, but you don’t have the required emulsifier. You can substitute Polawax, BTMS, or e-wax for the emulsifier, or you could use the HLB system to create your own! I’m going to use the Hydrating Hemp Hand & Body Lotion recipe from Voyageur as an example(scroll...