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Welcome back to this five part series on how to make a super silky & smoothing babassu, jojoba & carrot tissue oil shaving or body conditioning bar! In part one, we took a look at the original formulas with instructions for making a babassu & macadamia nut beard or hair conditioner that works well as...
Welcome back to this five part series on how to make a super silky & smoothing babassu, jojoba & carrot tissue oil shaving or body conditioning bar! In part one, we took a look at the original formulas with instructions for making a babassu & macadamia nut beard or hair conditioner that works well as...
Welcome back to this five part series on how to make a super silky & smoothing babassu, jojoba & carrot tissue oil shaving or body conditioning bar! In part one, we took a look at the original formulas with instructions for making a babassu & macadamia nut beard or hair conditioner that works well as...