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Want to make some awesome bath products to sell or give this upcoming holiday season? Check out parts one and two of the Bath Time Fun series to make all of these… * Bath salts * Fizzing bath salts * Bath bombs * Shower steamers * Fizzing bath cupcakes * Bubbling bath bombs * Bubbling...
Welcome to October! We have a lot going on this month – well, a lot for us, anyway. It’s little Sasja’s 7th birthday today – holy cow, I still think of her as a puppy! – and Raymond’s birthday on the 11th. Tomorrow, on the 2nd, we’re going to see Iron Maiden in Vancouver, which … Read more
Hello $10 subscribers! Thank you for joining us in the month of September! Join me in this enormous e-book as we create crystal clear, concentrated super bubbly bubble baths that smell amazing and fill your tub with far too many giant, long lasting bubbles! I’m not kidding that it’s enormous! Check out it! You’ll get 39...
I’m editing this post to remove the word “occlusive” referring specifically to allantoin as someone who thinks they’re anonymous – but doesn’t realize we have an activity log on the site 😝 – has written a diatribe to my friend Michele about how I’m wrong, which has been “happening more often lately” and that I...
In the monthly Q&A, Susan asked, Hey Susan, I’m debating making a face lotion with either 8% Hemisqualane for the liquid oil or splitting the 8% between hemi (5%) and regular squalane (3%). I’ve made it both ways and there’s only a slight difference in feel between them. Is one of the oils better for...