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You don’t have to do anything with the feelings I’m sharing with you. I’m not looking for compliments or praise, and it’s been made abundantly clear by some that my feelings are inconvenient or make them feel uncomfortable. This post is an explanation about what’s going on with the Discord server as there’s been a … Read more
Happy third week of September! Hope everyone is staying safe and doing well and avoiding everything in the world that’s conspiring to kill us, make us sick, or make us miserable. We just had a fun week and a bit of smoke smoke smoke where I live with an air quality index that was the … Read more
I will be doing a Newbie Tuesday lotion making workshop on Sunday, September 13th at 11 am to 1 pm PDT in which we’ll be making a lotion with one of Polawax, e-wax NF, Phytomulse, or Natragem EW. We’ll make the lotion from start to finish, and I’ll be happy to answer questions on this … Read more
Welcome to month nine – or as we sometimes call it, September – of the year that seems like it’s never going to end, where time has no meaning, and I have to set reminders to go outside every once in a while. Sorry to sound so gloomy and cynical, but August was a pretty … Read more
Hi everyone! I thought I’d give you an update about what’s going on around here! I’m cancelling the Zoom workshop this weekend as I’m still suffering from serious muscle spasms in my head, and I’ve been so exhausted and in so much pain, I just can’t get the materials ready to make it work. (I will … Read more